January 2012
Anonymous asked: Stop being so adorable looking please.
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
me: hey can i go out with friends
dad: yeah ok have fu-
mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
December 2011
Don't say I'm falling in love
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
otiumpaxmundus:
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
LOLBITCH
Could you try a little harder? It wasn’t super obvious to me what you’re trying to do.
mom: why are you smiling at the computer